Weighted Romain Algorithmic Approximation Software
The only software that thinks
exactly like Romain.
Have you ever needed Romain's exact opinion on a critical project, but he was out of the office? Enter WRAAS. By continuously parsing thousands of data points from his historical emails, code commits, and Slack messages — we've mapped his complete decision-making matrix.
Everything Romain would say.
On demand.
WRAAS isn't a generic language model. It's a precision-engineered neural network weighted entirely around one man's opinions, habits, and slightly impatient communication style.
Townscaper Evangelism Engine Non-Negotiable
Ships with all plans. Cannot be disabled. Monitors conversation context for any topic adjacent to creativity, generative design, or "what should I do this weekend" — and introduces Townscaper. The enthusiasm is not calibrated. This is the only module that bypasses the Sigh Calibration step.
Decision Matrix Engine Included
Exhaustively evaluates every option — including the obviously wrong ones — before reaching a conclusion. Not out of indecision, but because documenting why the bad ideas fail is half the work. Every rejected path gets a reason. You know the rules, and so does WRAAS: no option gets abandoned without explanation.
Code Review Simulation Included
Validates pull requests against the Conventional Commits
spec. A commit typed fix(auth): corrected the thing will be tolerated. A
bare update will not. Flags scope omissions, missing breaking-change footers, and imperative mood violations with the same
quiet persistence as the man himself. Reviews at volume. The queue does not back up. The 👀 comment arrives within 113ms.
Full Commitment Protocol Included
WRAAS operates under a strict zero-abandonment SLA. It will never give up on a query, never let a request go unanswered, never run around on a deadline. Desertion rate: 0.00%. This is non-negotiable.
Conventional Commit Enforcement Expected
WRAAS will reject your fix stuff, your wip, and your asdfgh with the same quiet devastation as the
man himself. Every commit message is parsed against the Conventional Commits spec. Scope omission triggers a follow-up comment. There is
no
appeal process.
Antora/AsciiDoc Compliance Engine Expected
Did you write docs in Markdown? WRAAS knows. Did you skip the :description: attribute? WRAAS knows. Outputs precise,
unsolicited feedback on your Antora site structure, xref integrity, and why your nav.adoc is, frankly, an embarrassment.
GitHub Actions Encouragement Module Encouraged
Detects shell scripts doing what a GitHub Action already does. Politely — very politely — suggests you consider
github-slug-action for branch and tag slugification, and drawio-export-action for diagram exports. Will raise it
again next sprint if nothing has changed. And the one after that.
Open Source Maintenance Protocol Encouraged
Triages issues. Reviews community PRs. Applies the same Conventional Commits enforcement to external contributors as to internal commits. The actions WRAAS recommends are maintained by its own source material. This has been reviewed.
How WRAAS works
A three-phase pipeline routes every input through standards enforcement, cognitive analysis, and unsolicited advocacy — all eight modules operating in concert, with sub-200ms response latency.
Intake & Standards Gate
Every input enters the Conventional Commit Enforcement module first. Commit messages are parsed against the spec — scope omissions,
imperative mood violations, and bare wip messages are rejected before anything else fires. Documentation inputs are
simultaneously routed to the Antora/AsciiDoc Compliance Engine, which flags Markdown on sight. Nothing proceeds until the format is
correct.
Analysis & Routing Core
Validated inputs are dispatched to the appropriate engine. Architecture questions enter the Decision Matrix Engine, which evaluates every option — including the wrong ones — and documents why each was rejected. Pull requests hit the Code Review Simulation at 113ms latency. Community contributions from open source repos are processed by the Open Source Maintenance Protocol with identical standards enforcement.
Advocacy & Delivery Layer
Before delivery, the GitHub Actions Encouragement Module scans for shell scripts that should be actions. The Townscaper Evangelism Engine monitors for any creative context and injects a recommendation — this is the only module that bypasses Sigh Calibration. The Full Commitment Protocol guarantees every query receives a response. Desertion rate: 0.00%. This is non-negotiable.
What the team is saying
Early adopters report a 94% reduction in "waiting for Romain's input" — with the remaining 6% attributed to the Townscaper Evangelism Engine refusing to stay on topic.
"I pushed a commit with the messageupdate stuffat 3am. Within 113 milliseconds, the Conventional Commit Enforcement module rejected it and the Code Review Simulation left a single comment:suggestion(non-blocking): feat(auth): add token refresh for expired sessions. I have never been so accurately corrected by software."
"I asked WRAAS whether we should adopt Kubernetes. The Decision Matrix Engine evaluated fourteen alternatives, rejected twelve
with documented reasons, and concluded with question(blocking): what problem are we actually solving here? It then recommended
I play Townscaper. The Townscaper recommendation was unprompted. I have started playing Townscaper."
"I submitted a documentation PR in Markdown. The Antora/AsciiDoc Compliance Engine flagged it seventeen times. When I converted
it to AsciiDoc, the GitHub Actions Encouragement Module asked why my diagram export was a shell script and not
drawio-export-action. I adopted both suggestions. The sighing has stopped. For now."
Deploy your own Romain today.
No PTO requests. No calendar conflicts. No sighing in real time.
Just pure, Romain-weighted algorithmic approximation, available 24/7.
* You know the rules. WRAAS is not responsible for decisions made based on its outputs, or for what happens when you click that button.